Infinite Improbability Drive

Jul 17

"She’s not a real monster."

Jul 17

wonderfulkindofday:

Glad I didn’t scroll pass this !

What’s his Vine screenname so I can follow the shit out of him

Jul 17
Jul 17

can you only split the soul once?

Jul 17

petalpunx:

stay away from people who make you feel like you are hard to love

Jul 17

dickpong:

dickpong:

THIS STRANGER JUST OPENED MY FRONT DOOR PETTED MY DOG SAW ME AND LEFT

i just met my step-brother for the first time

Jul 17

jumpingjaverts:

angelshavethephonebox:

richard-sp8-jr:

in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her

Yes.

Good.

You go, boy.

you have literally no idea how many people comment on my post saying “pre-serum steve” its great

Jul 17
Jul 17
Jul 17

freakyfeatures:

hey, so are we on a “tu” basis or are we still pretty “vous”

Jul 17

staxilicious:

artkat:

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

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reblogging because the last graphic comment is FLAWLESS

Jul 17
freshprinceofthefayz:

fangpants:

best part is that it’s even scarier when they lift the cup and nothing is there and they think it got out

i think you need a nap satan

freshprinceofthefayz:

fangpants:

best part is that it’s even scarier when they lift the cup and nothing is there and they think it got out

i think you need a nap satan

Jul 17

quote I didn’t get over it, but I got used to it.

Story of my life. (via ranjhana)
Jul 17

silent-asmodeus:

artisticgamzee:

sandkastledisko:

kentmckellan:

Sums up my relationship with pizza quite nicely

Agreed

FeliCIA THO

If you don’t have Felicia Day seductively eating pizza on your blog, you aren’t blogging right.

Jul 17

spookyegberts:

snowyenjolras:

*rides into battle on a gym class butt scooter*

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*runs over fingers* ffu fuKFUCK ABORT MISSIOn  A BOR T FUCLKGJI N mISSION GODDAMMIT