Infinite Improbability Drive

Aug 04

howwilltheytellmystory:

Starlord: I have a plan 

Rocket: You’ve got a plan?? 

Starlord: I have part of a plan!

Drax: What percentage of a plan? 

Starlord: ….12 percent? 

Me: 

Aug 04

quote I WILL NOT SUCCUMB TO YOUR PELVIC SORCERY

— best part out of the entire fucking movie (via professor-tommo)
Aug 04
Aug 04
Aug 04
  • cute boy: [breathes]
  • me: i will not fall for your pelvis sorcery
Aug 04
Aug 04

quote Peter Groot Potter, you were named after two guardians of the galaxy. One of them was a tree and he was the bravest man I ever knew.

— Harry Potter, probably (via mordekaiser)
Aug 04
darkmav752:

Best pic ever!

darkmav752:

Best pic ever!

Aug 04
Aug 04
dahkon:

I want one!

dahkon:

I want one!

Aug 04
Aug 04

quote They got my dick message!

— Peter “Star-Lord, Guardian of the Galaxy” Quill (via persephinae)
Aug 04
grace-squared:

Is it possible to marry both of them?

grace-squared:

Is it possible to marry both of them?

Aug 04

quote

Warner Bros has said for years that Wonder Woman is too complex and difficult a property for movie-goers to get into.

Disney/Marvel just made nearly $100 million off a movie where a talking raccoon fires a machine gun while standing on the shoulders of a giant walking plant. In space.

— (source)
Aug 04
comicbookcovers:

Guardians Of the Galaxy #1, May 2013, Skottie Young “baby” variant cover

comicbookcovers:

Guardians Of the Galaxy #1, May 2013, Skottie Young “baby” variant cover