startrekking-acrosstheuniverse:

‘JOHN THE FLOOR IS LAVA. JAWWWWN. LAVAAA.’

‘that’s nice Sherlock’

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professortennant:

why isn’t there a “listen i’m about to marathon this entire series in one day so you can stop playing the theme song and recapping for me” button on netflix and hulu

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itsbetterthananal:

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life

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He is already a Prince Charming.

(via tomhiddlestonsloki)

theultimatelokinator:

Cant stop laughing.
Somebody help.

theultimatelokinator:

Cant stop laughing.

Somebody help.

(Source: justanotherdepressedfangirl, via tomhiddlestonsloki)

fovelshucker:

TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” AND HE CAUGHT IT ON FIRE AND WE ALL YELLED AT HIM BUT THEN IT WENT OUT AND THE BILL WAS FINE AND WE WERE SILENT FOR 20 MINUTES

(via tomhiddlestonsloki)

Hey Tom, remember this?

tom-mother-fucking-hiddleston:

illuminatedvagina:

Seriously. Greatest Twitter cap of all time. image

I will never be able to describe how aroused I get hearing Tom Hiddleston describe how marvelous an orgasm is…

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